*Places pen into your delicate hand*
Oh no, don’t write this! I couldn’t take it if you wrote all kinds of lurid things about Billy-dear and I!
*Places second pen into other beautiful hand*
Oh my, don’t throw Cypher-dear on top of us, I’m afraid I’m too meek for such exotic delights!#… #AMICAL I NEED TO KNOW #are you the type who always looks adorable no matter WHAT you happen to be doing #NOT FOR ANY REASON IN PARTICULAR OF COURSE #JUST A GENERAL #RUN A THE MILL QUESTION